Friday, August 13, 2010

Lil Wayne with Static "Lollipop"

"Lollipop" Intro & Chorus

I say, “He so sweet,” make her wanna lick the (w)rapper
So I let her lick the (w)rapper


I love to befuddle ladies of my peerage by claiming the succulence of myself,

As if I were a candied bar!

In this subterfuge I succeed in exciting her—the collective woman—libido

To the point wherein she would like to lick me

—Both me as the emcee, or “rapper,” as it were, and the sweetmeat’s wax paper sheath!


She, she lick me like a lollipop (4x)


She—she licked me like a sticky-pop! (repeated as a quatrain)


Shawty want a thug, bottles in the club

Shawty wanna hump, you know I’d like to touch

Your lovely lady lumps


This Venus prefers a delinquent,

Specifically one who is able to purchase varieties of liquor at the nearest nightclub.

This enchantress wants in fact to copulate,

And I’m sure you’re aware, madam, of my self-evident interest

In caressing your bosom and derrière.

"Lollipop" Part II

Okay, li’l mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel all right when it’s wrong like lyin’
Man, she ain’t never had a love like mine


So: small mother has a panache similar to my own.

She even lets her hair fall all the way down her back, as I myself am wont to do.

I prevail upon her to feel swell even when what we’re doing is objectionable,

Not unlike prevarication.

Sir, she has never experienced adulation as like I can give her!

And man, I ain’t never seen a ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words
I told her back it up like berp berp
And I made that ass jump like jerp jerp
And that’s when she… (chorus)


And also, sir, I have yet to behold a backside comparable to hers.

Her vagina, when placed upon my mouth, forces me into a state of wordlessness!

On the dancefloor, I commanded her to retreat her buttocks as a cube truck’s reverse siren

And thrusted her until she waggled her fundament like [jiggle, jiggle]. (An approximation –ed.)

Whenever these conditions arise, she… (proceed to chorus)

"Lollipop" Part III

After you back it up, then stop

Drop it, shawty. Drop it like it’s hot

Drop it like it’s hot. Do, do, do it, shawty

Don’t stop


Subsequent to retreating your posterior into my loins, halt!

Lower your haunches down to the landing, as if those haunches were afire!

Go ahead! Lower your haunches! Do as I say! Do it! Do it, dreamboat!

Do not surcease!


Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t shit
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t this
Shawty said the nigga that she with can’t hit
But shawty, I’m-a hit it, hit it like I can’t miss


This Aphrodite told me her African-American beau is not up to par;

In fact, she told me various failings of her sweetheart.

To wit: She told me her partner, during coitus, thrusts feebly.

I responded, “But seductress, I will thrust within you mannishly, as if I knew no other way!”


And he can’t do this, and he don’t do that

Shawty need a refund, need to bring that nigga back
Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back

And she bring that ass back

Because I like that


Well, she continued to outline his faults,

And I thought: This beauty needs a refund

On the “purchase” of this African-American boyfriend!

Similarly, precisely as a refund, I often coerce her to “return” her rump to my genitals

Because I enjoy that sensation, obviously.

"Lollipop" Part IV

Call me, so I can make it juicy for you
Call me, so I can get it juicy for you
(4x)


Telephone me, so that I may be able to prepare my penis for your consumption thereof.

Telephone me, so that, again, I can somehow sweeten my member prior to fellatio.


I get her on top, she drop it like it’s hot
And when I’m at the bottom, she Hillary Rodham
The middle of the bed, give and gettin head

Give and gettin head, give and gettin head


When we intercourse, I place her body on top of mine,

And she lowers—again, as if aflame—and raises vagina on my erect penis like a very derrick!

And when I’m underneath my bedmate,

She resembles 67th United States Secretary of State Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton.

We consort in this wise on the middle area of our shared bed,

Both performing and receiving oral sex.

Performing and receiving, performing and receiving!


I said hmm, I like that

Said hmm-mm, yeah, I like that

I said hmm-hm, yeah, I like that


I said, “Hmm! I enjoy that!”

Yes, I said, “Hmm-mm! Yes, I enjoy that!”

Yes! I did say, “Hmm-mm! Yes! I do enjoy that!”


Call me, so I come and do it for you

Call me, so I come and prove it for you


Telephone me, so that I may be able to intercourse you skillfully.

Telephone me, so that I can prove my bedroom prowess to you.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

2 Live Crew "If You Believe in Having Sex"

"If You Believe in Having Sex" Part I

If you believe in having sex, say “Hell yeah!” (Hell yeah!)

If you believe in having sex, say “Hell fuck yeah!” (Hell fuck yeah!)

When I say “S,” you say “E!” When I say “X,” you say “Sex!”

S! (E!) X! (Sex!) Let’s go!


If you perchance believe in intercoursing, declare “Goodness yes!” (Goodness yes!)

Furthermore, if you believe in intercoursing,

Declare now “Goodness gracious yes!” (Goodness gracious yes!)

And when I allege the nineteenth letter “S,”

Please respond with the fifth of that selfsame alphabet: “E!”

Moreover, when I say the 22nd letter “X,”

I’d be gladdened to hear you say the word “Sex.”

S! (E!) X! (Sex!) Let us go!


Do the ladies run this mothafucka? (Hell yeah!)

Do the fellas run this mothafucka? (Hell yeah!)

Do the ladies run this mothafucka? (Hell fuck yeah!)

Do the fellas run this motha? (Hell fuck yeah!)


Might I inquire: do the gentlewomen participate in this maternal fornicator? (Hades yes!)

Also: do the fellows participate in the realized Oedipus? (Hades yes!)

Again: Do the gentlewomen participate in this maternal fornicator? (Hades procreate yes!)

And finally: Do the fellows run this mother? (Hades procreate yes as well!)


All hoes! (Suck dick!) All niggas! (Eat pussy!)

All hoes! (Drink dick!) All niggas! (Eat pussy!)

Bulldaggers! (Fuck pussy!) All faggots! (Suck dick!)

Bulldaggers! (Fuck pussy!) All faggots! (Drink dick!)


Every moll! (Fellates!) All African-American men! (Perform cunnilingus!)

Every doxy! (Fellates extensively!) All African-American men! (Perform cunnilingus!)

Lesbians! (Enter vaginas!) All homosexuals! (Inhale phalluses!)

Lesbians! (Enter vaginas!) All homosexuals! (Consume penises!)