"Baby Got Back" Whited Verse 3

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

WHITED:
Let us consider: Your mistress listens to exercise cassettes by fitness instructor Jane Fonda
While driving her Honda-brand automobile
However, Ms. Fonda is lacking in the posterior, and the usage thereof
My snakelike penis is uninterested unless you are owner to a shapely backside, my dear
You may exercise by stretching to the side or sitting up
But I beseech you not to lose your gluteal fat
Some African-American men choose to be contrary
And aver that the posterior is not the greatest among the feminine anatomy
Accordingly, they dispose of it and depart
And I sweep in to take hold of their leavings!

So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
’Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’ to the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista; I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
’Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ’em
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em

Thus, the aforementioned periodical Cosmopolitan maintains that you are overweight
Let me say, however, that I will not stand for such an insult!
Because your waist is small and your body’s shape is extraordinary to behold
And I am considering addressing the emaciated women in these periodicals:
You are unappealing, Object Lady!
I prefer an African-American woman who I cannot resist
Who has been fed well throughout her childhood
An anonymous nincompoop attempted to affront me
Because the women he enjoys I share an interest in
He spoke charmingly, but ultimately chose to remain celibate
And I again swept in to attend to his leavings

So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple-X throw-down,
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Finally, women, if your posterior is podgy
And you would like to have intercourse in mimicry of pornographic actors
Please call the telephone number 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
And express your libidinous desires
“Baby” has a lovely fundament!

Little in the middle but she got much back

Her waist remains pinched in appearance; however, her hindquarters tell a different tale

"Baby Got Back" Whited Verse 2

I like ’em round and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like a animal
Now here’s my scandal:
I wanna get you home
And ugh! Double up! Ugh! Ugh!
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys

WHITED:
I prefer my posteriors round and abundant
And when I am performing for an audience
I cannot refrain from devolving into the behavior of a lesser beast
Allow me to present my conundrum:
I would foremost enjoy the pleasure of your company at my manor
Furthermore, ugh! Increase that offer twofold! Ugh! Ugh!
I am not referring to the women commonly gracing the pages of men’s interest periodical Playboy
Because silicone parts should remain outside of the body

I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo

I prefer rears ample and succulent
Therefore, identify that succulent twosome
Mix-a-Lot—and here I refer to myself in the third person—is in trouble
Beseeching you for a morsel of those convex haunches
Follow with me: I was recently watching rock-and-roll music videos
Viewing knock-kneed hussies in the manner of trollops
But you may take your hussies!
I shall conserve my ladies, who resemble African-American track and field athlete Florence Griffith-Joyner

A word to the thick soul sistas: I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (fuck)
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play

A word to the fleshy African-American females within hearing:
I would enjoy having intercourse with you
And I shan’t shout an oath or strike your person
But I must tell you plainly that I would enjoy a thorough (rutting)
Until the following sunrise
Lady, you are sexually appealing
Many false Lotharios shan’t care for this song
Merely because those scoundrels enjoy having intercourse and fleeing the bedchamber
But I, I would rather remain and continue having intercourse

’Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Because I am endowed genitally, and rut with great force
And I very much enjoy the act of rutting as well
Pardon me, there, madams! (Yes!) Madams! (Yes!)
If you wish to ride alongside me in my Mercedes Benz automobile (Yes!)
Then please rotate your body and bend at the knees!
Even Caucasian men are required to shout
“Baby” has a wondrous derrière

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby. When it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3”.

“Baby” has a comely end!
When concerning females, the periodical Cosmopolitan does not factor at all into my decision making
You hold that the most preferable chest-waist-hip measurements are 36”-24”-36”? Ha ha!
I contest: only if the female with said measurements is five feet, three inches in height!

"Baby Got Back" Whited Verse 1

Intro:
Oh. My. God! Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean—gross. Look! She's just so...black!

WHITED:
Oh. My. Heavens! Rebecca, gaze upon her posterior. It is unusually large.
She appears similar to one of those hip-hop artists’ mistresses.
Although, you understand, whosoever may fortune to comprehend those hip hop artists?
They only parlay with her because she appears to be an utter mattressback, do you see? To further: her posterior is simply so large!
I cannot compass the rotundity! It continues and continues—revolting. Mind! She is simply so…ancestrally African in ethnicity!

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

I enjoy large posteriors—about that I cannot prevaricate
Every one among you other African American males cannot deny
That when a girl enters the room with a markedly svelte waistline
And a bulbous mass in your direct line of sight
You achieve an erection; you want to pull out your tongue (as in disbelief)
Because you notice the woman in question’s hind-end was full with shapeliness
Filling out completely the blue jeans she is adorned in
I am won over by her argument and shan't refrain from staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie

Oh, dear, I would like so much to have intercourse with you
And photograph you
Friends of my peerage attempted to alert me
Alas, that derrière you have makes me feel eminently randy
Ooh, Rear-end-o'-smooth-skin (in the manner of tower-caged hair-maiden Rumpelstiltskin)
Did I understand you correctly that you wanted to ride in my (Mercedes) Benz?
If so, then use my body once for your carnal desires, and then again!
Because you are worthier than the average concert-attending floozie

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

I have seen them dancing
To hell with romancing!
She is sweaty, to the point of bodily wetness
She is moving her body in the manner of a turbo-charged Corvette automobile
I tire of periodicals
That insist that a lack of posterior roundness is the current trend
For example, if you were to ask the average African American man what he thinks of such a claim
He shall refute the claim with an opposing contention: posterior roundness is superior in his taste

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

So, males! (Yes!) Males! (Yes!)
Is your girlfriend gifted with a colossal posterior? (Goodness, yes!)
If so, then ask her to gyrate it! (Gyrate it!) Gyrate it! (Gyrate it!)
Gyrate that healthful posterior!
"Baby" is gifted with an abnormally large fanny

L.A. face with the Oakland booty
Baby got back!

The woman in question has a face of a model from the city of Los Angeles with the posterior of a low-income African-American
"Baby" is certainly callipygous