Tuesday, September 21, 2010

“Gold Digger” Verse II

18 years, 18 years,
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car and crib is bigger than his
Eighteen years—eighteen years;
If she gives birth to one of your children,
She has you snared in child support for eighteen years!
I know a fellow who’s paying child support for one of his offspring;
His baby’s mother automobile and residence is larger than his own!
You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
You can view this friend on the television, on any given Sunday.
He will win the National Football League’s Championship game the Super Bowl,
Only to drive home in an ignoble 
South Korean Hyundai Motor Company automobile.
The woman in question was supposed to buy your child
Tyco Toys-brand playthings with the money you gave her.
Instead, she went to a plastic surgeon
And had her localized fat deposits surgically removedwith your money!
She walking round looking like Michael with your money
Should’ve got that insured, GEICO for your money
If you ain’t no punk, holla “We want pre-nup!”
“We want pre-nup!” Yeah
She is walking around looking inhuman from excessive plastic surgery,
Much like recording artist Michael Joseph Jackson—Again, being funded by you.
You should have insured your money, perhaps with
Government Employees Insurance Company–brand auto insurance.
If you all aren’t mere toughies, you should whoop, 
“We would like prenuptial agreements!” 
“We would like prenuptial agreements!” Yes!
It’s something that you need to have
’Cause when she leave your ass, she gon’ leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his?
A prenuptial agreement is something that you need to have,
Because when your beloved abandons you, 
She will receive half as per the divorce agreement.
Eighteen years, eighteen years,
And on the eighteenth birthday, he found out the child wasn’t even born of his loins?

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