Sunday, February 14, 2010

Soulja Boy "Crank That" Intro and Chorus

Intro:
(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja Boy, tell ’em
Hey, I got a new dance for y’all called the Soulja Boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch, then crank back three times from left to right

WHITED:
(Yoooouuuu!)
To all comers: I am Soldiering Lad, and I am ready to educate you
I have a new dance for all gathered; it’s named in my honor
(Yoooouuuu!)
First of all, you must imitate a boxer, as if engaged in pugilism,
Followed by three springs from the left to the right

Chorus:
Soulja Boy up in this ho!
Watch me crank it, watch me roll!
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho!
Now watch me—you crank that Soulja Boy!
Now watch me—you crank that Soulja Boy!
Now watch me—you crank that Soulja Boy!
Now watch me—you crank that Soulja Boy!


(Note: This song contains a clever double entendre throughout—the song refers simultaneously to vigorous dancing and a series of sexual acts! I shall present both meanings alongside one another to compare and contrast.)

Meaning the first (henceforth “a”):
I am going berserk in this neighborhood!
As such, watch me bounce and spring about!
Watch me prance to my titular dance!
And then extend my arms in imitation of DC Comics superhero Superman!
As you watch me carrying on in this silly manner,
Mimic my actions likewise with your own body!

Meaning the second (henceforth “b”):
Soldiering Lad (myself) has penetrated this lady’s vagina!
Observe my coital prowess!
Watch me masturbate to ejaculation onto this lady’s back!
So that when she rolls over, the sheets will cling to the ejaculate
Much in the manner of Superman’s cape!
Mimic my actions likewise with your body!

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