"If You Believe in Having Sex" Part I

If you believe in having sex, say “Hell yeah!” (Hell yeah!)

If you believe in having sex, say “Hell fuck yeah!” (Hell fuck yeah!)

When I say “S,” you say “E!” When I say “X,” you say “Sex!”

S! (E!) X! (Sex!) Let’s go!

If you perchance believe in intercoursing, declare “Goodness yes!” (Goodness yes!)

Furthermore, if you believe in intercoursing,

Declare now “Goodness gracious yes!” (Goodness gracious yes!)

And when I allege the nineteenth letter “S,”

Please respond with the fifth of that selfsame alphabet: “E!”

Moreover, when I say the 22^nd letter “X,”

I’d be gladdened to hear you say the word “Sex.”

S! (E!) X! (Sex!) Let us go!

Do the ladies run this mothafucka? (Hell yeah!)

Do the fellas run this mothafucka? (Hell yeah!)

Do the ladies run this mothafucka? (Hell fuck yeah!)

Do the fellas run this motha? (Hell fuck yeah!)

Might I inquire: do the gentlewomen participate in this maternal fornicator? (Hades yes!)

Also: do the fellows participate in the realized Oedipus? (Hades yes!)

Again: Do the gentlewomen participate in this maternal fornicator? (Hades procreate yes!)

And finally: Do the fellows run this mother? (Hades procreate yes as well!)

All hoes! (Suck dick!) All niggas! (Eat pussy!)

All hoes! (Drink dick!) All niggas! (Eat pussy!)

Bulldaggers! (Fuck pussy!) All faggots! (Suck dick!)

Bulldaggers! (Fuck pussy!) All faggots! (Drink dick!)

Every moll! (Fellates!) All African-American men! (Perform cunnilingus!)

Every doxy! (Fellates extensively!) All African-American men! (Perform cunnilingus!)

Lesbians! (Enter vaginas!) All homosexuals! (Inhale phalluses!)

Lesbians! (Enter vaginas!) All homosexuals! (Consume penises!)