Thursday, August 12, 2010

"If You Believe in Having Sex" Part II

Now, now, hold on, hold on, fellas. I wanna know all the fellas out there

Who gon’ get some pussy. All right? I want y’all to repeat after me.


At the present moment, stay! Restrain yourself, chums!

I wish to hear tell from every one of the gentlemen in the vicinity

Who are going to be copulating before the evening transpires. Is that acceptable?

If you wouldn’t mind, I would prefer if all of you reiterated the following:


Say “I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!” (I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!)

Say “I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!” (I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!)


“I am going to sink my member in a willing receptacle!” (repeated)

“I am going to behoove myself of the feminine canal!” (repeated)


Now ladies, I want y’all to repeat after me, if y’all got somethin’ to say

To these niggas out here. All right, ladies? Y’all ready to do this, ladies?


Now, to equalize this very shouting match: ladies, I wish for you to now repeat my statements—That is, if you all have a retort to the brassy fellows who just sounded off!

Do you understand, maidens? Are you all prepared for the following:


Say “You ain’t gettin no pus-sy!” (You ain’t gettin no pus-sy!)

“’Cause you ain’t got no money!” (’Cause you ain’t got no mon-ey!)

Say “You ain’t gettin no pus-sy!” (You ain’t gettin no pus-sy!)

“’Cause you ain’t got no money!” (’Cause you ain’t got no mon-ey!)


“You are not entering me!” (repeated) “Because you lack capital!” (repeated)

“You are not entering me!” (repeated) “Because you lack capital!” (repeated)


Oh shit! Oh shit! These women gettin loose on y’all fellas. But hold on, fellas,

We gon’ get these women, all right? I got somethin for y’all to say.


Oh, excrement! Excrement! (Watch me now, playing the Devil’s advocate!)

These women are being forthright with you fellows!

But rest assured, you ganders and drakes: We will counter with an even more caustic jape!

Now, I have another round for all of you to repeat:


“Take your crabby ass home, bitch!” (Take your crabby ass home, bitch!)

Let me hear you say: “Take your crabby ass home, bitch!” (Take your crabby ass home, bitch!)


“Relocate your pubic-lice–infested bottoms to your home, hedgewhore!” (repeated)

May I please hear you say:

“Relocate your pubic-lice–infested bottoms to your home, hedgewhore!” (repeated)


All the ladies say, “Eat my pussy! Eat, eat my pus-sy!” (Eat my pussy! Eat, eat my pus-sy!)

All the ladies say, “Eat my pussy! Eat, eat my pus-sy!” (Eat my pussy! Eat, eat my pus-sy!)


All of the lasses state, “Perform cunnilingus upon me! Let your lips join my own!” (repeated)

All of the lasses state, “Perform cunnilingus upon me! Let your lips join my own!” (repeated)

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